Me: Do you have Groundhog day on DVD?
Pimply Clerk: No.
Me: Can you check?
Pimply Clerk (keys clacking disdainfully) No, we don't have it.
Me: What about The Goonies?
Pimply One: On DVD?
Me: Yes.
Pimply Boy: No. Sorry.
Me: Does this store have Gummi Bears?
Pimply Boy (incredibly irate) Right over there, ma'am.
Me: (ignoring the ma'am) Chocolate-covered gummi bears?!
Pimply Clerk: ....
Me: Is Monty Python's Holy Grail under MO, or HO?
Pimply Clerk: MO
Me: Why do they always DO that?
Another customer: That's weird.

because Dylan says that I'll be betraying him if I watch Holy Grail without him there to snort with laughter and give me erroneous information on the Monty Python guys lives. Like when we watched Jabberwocky and he said Terry Jones wouldn't be in it. But he WAS. Right there in the first SCENE.

That's right, Dylan. I can insult you all I want in here and you can't do a damned thing! Why not? Because you haven't signed up for livejournal, that's why!

PS. Dylan wets the bed.