Well, not really. He sure gets on his high horse for a man that abandoned his wife after she bore 13+ children for him. I am sure he's roasting in Hell. Nicholas Nickleby is wildly entertaining, tho.

Someone needs to tell the neighborhood kids that when you are a very small Korean teenager with an anime-inspired hairdo, carry a cello off the bus, and live in a nice area of Blue Bell, Pennsylvania that you are not, under any circumstances, for even three seconds, able to pull of the whole bad-ass gangster/thug look. You're an honors student! We all know it. We're thinking it and laughing deep inside at you.

Amy's crabby and she just realized that she owns 79 bottles of different kinds of body wash, 187 bottles of conditioner, 400 shampoos, and a lone tube of French Vanilla bubble bath.Amy insists that the overflowing cabinet of bath products is my fault because "You are a Gemini"

I don't even like French Vanilla. It makes one smell like a doughnut. Anyway,we installed a new "etager" (that's bathroom cabinet to you!) and it's already half-full of worthless shampoo. I'd throw some out, but whenever I do, Amy's eyes get all big and watery like a distressed anime girl and she says things like "Oh, the shampoo is bothering you? Well why don't I throw away your BOOKS!?"

On a more chipper note, we had $56.01 in the change jar, which I used to buy the "etager", new mats for the car, a fancy candy bar, and a bathroom scale... and a thing that skims grease (and which I will drink from when the cups are all dirty. Just kidding, Ma. Really.)

I'll leave you all with a quote from Eric:

EricCSXT6344: "Mrs. Booze had some interesting things to say about you Mr. Clark..."