A list:

1.) I bought a laser pointer and it drives the dogs wild. Okay, well, it drives Hazel wild, and Rudy just chases her out of sheer stupidity instinct. Hopefully I'll get some help taking pictures of the mayhem tonight.
2.) If you were in the Blue Bell, PA Post Office around 3pm today, I hate your guts. Learn to use the stamp machine!
3.) Meme taken from pandorasbox's journal:

1. Google halloween and the year you were born
2. Find the most bizarrely frightening photo and post it
3. Recoil in horror!


Halloween 1972

4.) The above also works with the word "prom" and the year you graduated. 
Likeso:


Prom 1990 

Nice hair, Blair Warner.