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I hate moving more than I hate raisins.

  • Dec. 29th, 2007 at 1:20 PM
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One of the Writer's Block prompts I saw when I signed in to LJ just now was "When did you stop believing in Santa Claus, and why?"

That's fuckin' deep.

This is just a quick post to let everyone know that my comp is in several boxes and I won't have internet services (except when I sneak to Amy's office) for like a week. A WEEK! I am more disturbed by lack of internet than I am by anything else. Plus most of that week is a holiday, which is worse because there's nothing to do but set up the horrible mountain of boxes that is my new living space.

Okay, so that's the news. I can't think about my poor apartment very long without feeling like I'm going to start hyperventilating. Where to start? I guess the 50 cigarette butts and dirt in both my tub and my kitchen sink (and garbage disposal) is a good place to start. Stupid maintenance men.

Oh I came here to get my digital camera and I am taking pictures of everything that's amiss, and emailing them to the manager.

I am going to be the tentant from hell.

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[info]slytherin13 wrote:
Dec. 29th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
MAN! I can't believe they left it in such a state!! that is lame.
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[info]lorifury wrote:
Jan. 4th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
I forgot to bring my camera to work today, because I wanted to show off the pictures. There are some things that are unreal, the one dude burned the brand new sink w/a cigarette butt.
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[info]spyderfyngers wrote:
Dec. 29th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Ugh, yeah. My last house greeted me with a chest of drawers full of black, curly hair I'm pretty sure didn't come from someone's head.
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[info]hoarymarmot wrote:
Dec. 30th, 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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[info]lorifury wrote:
Jan. 4th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
Haha! That reminds me of the Ape Man and his apartment.

The rental office I used to work at used to hire out professionals to clean out the more disgusting units - most of us didn't mind picking up money by doing light cleaning, but the truly awe-inspiringly filthy places were hired out.

I wrote out the checks, and a cleaning lady once presented me with a bill that was about double what we normally paid for cleaning a one-bedroom apartment. She apologetically told me that she'd had to charge more because EVERY DRAWER IN THE KITCHEN had fistfuls of pubes in them, and that she'd even been cleaning them out of the crisper drawer in the refrigerator. It was so bad she'd named it the Ape Man's Apartment while she and her partner were in there gagging over it.

I was (still am)puzzled about it. I'd met Ape Man and he didn't seem abnormally hirsute, but apparently he had such luxuriate pubes that they would've strangled him had he not trimmed them every single day ... while he was making breakfast? People are so weird.
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[info]hotchef wrote:
Dec. 29th, 2007 10:40 pm (UTC)
call me soon, gorgeous, so we can go stuff our faces again.
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[info]lorifury wrote:
Jan. 4th, 2008 03:55 pm (UTC)
Amy's birthday is coming up, I think we're going to do a big thing at Sang Kee, the place we had that marvelous duck at, was it last year? I know New Boyfriend, my mother and at least two of The Brothers want to try Peking Duck for the first time, so are you up for it?
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[info]thelunarbee wrote:
Dec. 30th, 2007 02:54 am (UTC)
At least they didn't fill the tub with raisins, or things you seriously hope are raisins rather than, say, animal pellets... though i'd imagine hazel might enjoy the latter? ewwwwwww!

also hate moving more than raisins, which is why we continue to live in our third floor stairs of doom no bathtub to soak away our troubles, bitches gotta pay our own utilities, craphole.
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[info]lorifury wrote:
Jan. 4th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
Oh my, that really does sound like a craphole. I could handle all of it except for the no bathtub - I love to soak away my troubles. I'll read in the tub until the water gets tepid, then put more hot water in until I'm scalded again. That's why I was so peeved about the filthy tub, I've scrubbed it TWICE now.
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[info]scarbaby wrote:
Dec. 30th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Those maintenance losers couldn't use an empty Coke can for their cig butts? Someone needs to go spit in their milk.
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[info]lorifury wrote:
Jan. 4th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Even as a former smoker, I don't want to pull wet cigarette butts from the drain, so it made me really gaggy (gaggier than normal, even). I can't imagine why they didn't just use one can or cup for the purpose, putting them in the tub and the sink is vile. Did I tell you they ruined the new sink? Gots a big ol' burn mark from a cigarette on it.
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